Hi, this site is all about engineers, REAL ENGINEERS. This site is awesome.    My name is Paul and I can't stop thinking about engineers.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Engineers are mammals.

2. Engineers design stuff ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the engineers is to eat donuts and drink coffee.

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Testimonial:

Engineers can kill anyone they want!  Engineers build stuff all the time. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this engineer who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude mentioned centifugal force the engineer killed the whole town.  My friend Eric said that he saw an engineer totally uppercut some kid just because the kid folded a map wrong.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that engineers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will make your car stop running!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Engineers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Engineers are smart, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start calculus next year. I love engineers with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about engineers?

A: Engineers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are smart and educated, but on the other hand, they can't spell or talk to girls.

Q: I heard that engineers are always geeks or dorks.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, engineers can be dorky OR totally awesome.

Q: What do engineers do when they're not designing things or eating donuts?

A: Most of their free time is surfing the web, but sometimes they stab. (Ask Eric if you don't believe me.)

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